@thorbot@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agoChristian rulei.imgur.comimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down124
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minus-square@collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 years agoIt’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
minus-squareProgrammer BelchlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoI should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice
minus-square@AccountMaker@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years ago Refrain, or course, from masturbation and excessive handling of the sex organs. A two shake limit during urination is in effect. I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I’m not fully convinced that it is not
minus-square@BaconIsAVeg@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoHoly shit. Should People Who Masturbate Be Allowed to Vote? 457 comments
It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
I should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice
I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I’m not fully convinced that it is not
Holy shit.