• @AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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    147 months ago

    The lunchables seems like a dystopian food stuff created by a team of psychopaths.

    What if we made all of the food crappy, added extra preservatives and maybe a little bit of lead?

    The Romans added led to their drinks it must have been delicious or something! ~Kraft food scientists probably

    • At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the meeting went like this:
      “So, we sell these products by their weight, why don’t we add something heavy in there just to boost profits?”