• Aviandelight
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    185 months ago

    Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.

      • He just needs a song about not diddling kids.

        He wouldn’t put that much effort into it, he’d just rant incoherently about how much Kamala and Biden and Walz do it and that they have mountains of evidence they do and trust him that’s what people are saying

    • @WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
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      35 months ago

      There’s no doubt that he would.

      The makeup would at least be competently applied, and I’ve got to assume less fluorescent with none of the screaming contrast against the sickly transparent, veiny white skin of an octogenarian fuelled by hamberders, covefe, and hate - particularly for kamabla.