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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America

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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
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    Tell yourself that.

    • @houstoneulers@lemmy.world
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      -1•8 months ago

      Weak ppl resort to violence bc youre not smart or strong enough for anything else

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        You’re the kind of person who pretends they don’t know why no one returns from the camps.

        Your boos mean nothing, because you will never have the spine to direct them against the people that deserve it.

        • @houstoneulers@lemmy.world
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          -1•8 months ago

          Lol whatever you say, lil napolean

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