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Gregor to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him

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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him

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Gregor to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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The tech centimillionaire, who is known for taking droves of wellness supplements, has backtracked on one of his special pills.
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    I can’t wait to read “Longevity-Obsessed tech millionaire dies of natural causes at 72 years old.”

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      You mean at 60 from a cancer with all the sketchy garbage his body had to assimilate?

      I remember him taking snake venom injections ffs

    • @Arbiter@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      Something something Steve Jobs.

      • @jonne@infosec.pub
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        20•1 year ago

        Still angry about how he basically gave himself pancreatic cancer by following an all fruit diet, then somehow managed to get a transplant before a bunch of way more deserving people. Only to die a few years later anyway.

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      That would be funny

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      54

      • @foggy@lemmy.world
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        13•1 year ago

        Now now, I’m not trying to be too cruel. Guy hasn’t done anything to upset me.

        I just know in my heart that he will die like the rest of us.

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