@kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agoI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.message-square6fedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.@kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish12•2 months agoI thought he was a premium contractor that only did prime jobs
I thought he was a premium contractor that only did prime jobs
He would’ve done job #2 then.
And not #1
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