WASHINGTON—Claiming that the waterway will now be called the America Canal, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the Panama Canal would be relocated to U.S. soil. “Our beautiful system of channels and locks is finally coming home, folks!” said Trump in a Truth Social post before signing an executive order directing American personnel to airlift […]
Oh this one was close to getting me
Same. It’s frightening that I can actually see that headline being true.
There are a lot of fake internet points to be had from creating a new “isittheonion” community! I would have 100% believed this one.
God dammit, this is the onion.
It’s not even fine any longer… I mean, it is, but God dammit.
(to be fair, i’m drinking and glossed over “relocate” lol)