The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 1 month ago

I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces

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I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces

The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 1 month ago

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Granted. The weakest point of the male body is the testicles, so those are gone now.

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