Have you considered living in a cave, hearing about a mess of a new pope election, and telling them that God told you in a dream that they better hurry up? Because that’s how Celestine V got the job.
He was also really bad at it, knew he was bad at it, and resigned in 5 months.
I remember some farmer-looking MAGA schmuck saying he was sure Trump would be happy to sit down and have a beer with him and treat him like an equal.
Yeah and im sure ill be named the pope next year. These people are so fuckin’ delulu
Play your cards right and you might become pope sooner than you think.
Unfortunately I’m not a contender in that pool. I have not molested enough(any) children. Which also precludes me from holding the oval office.
Have you considered living in a cave, hearing about a mess of a new pope election, and telling them that God told you in a dream that they better hurry up? Because that’s how Celestine V got the job.
He was also really bad at it, knew he was bad at it, and resigned in 5 months.
Be the change you want to see, my friend!
(but please don’t molest any children)