Because this needs to be a regular thing, come forward warriors and announce the feats you have achieved! For the glory of the Empire!
Because this needs to be a regular thing, come forward warriors and announce the feats you have achieved! For the glory of the Empire!
I held our cat while my wife trimmed its nails FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Glory to your name! You stood strong to make tame the most dangerous of beasts that share the warriors house and helped tending for its well being!
Damn, dude. We were just looking for minor tales of valor and not harrowing survival accounts. I assume you’re okay, because you’re at least able to type. Imagine clipping the nails of one of the deadliest predators of all time as a domestic routine because it lives in your home. I have no words, except, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
I salute your bravery and the blood you spilled, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
As a fellow cat-holder while your spouse trims their claws, Glory to you and your House!