WASHINGTON—In the wake of a growing outbreak that has sickened hundreds and killed two in West Texas and New Mexico, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed Friday that measles could be cured with a good concealer. “If you contract measles or suspect you have contracted measles, I recommend immediately applying a […]

"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

    • Walican132English
      8•4 days ago

      Same. I was about to ask who doesn’t have access to concealer. Damn it’s been years since when got me this good.

    • Dr. TacoEnglish
      3•4 days ago

      Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn’t be the stupidest thing he’s ever said, had he actually said it.