Like crewless, zero crew. There isn’t even any flight attendants.

Pilots are just an AI Autopilot and flight attendants are all just robots.

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedOP
    link
    fedilink
    English
    5
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    Bring duct tape and a few friends.

    Article 31 of the UN Declaration of human rights says: If any aircraft passenser should become a Karen, it is the right and duty of other passengers to duct tape them to their seats.

    (Okay that doesn’t exist, but should be)

    • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】
      link
      fedilink
      3
      edit-2
      2 days ago

      It’s natural law. It need not be written. We all know that’s true and valid without writing it down. It’s an offshoot of the ancient doctrine of fuck around and find out.

    • partial_accumen
      link
      fedilink
      22 days ago

      Transpacific flights would become Lord of the Flies for 19 hours. Whoever holds the Conch shell holds leadership of the plane.