Imagine The Walking Dead started in 50 years from now. The way things are going now, picture this scenario:

>A survivor is walking down a lonesome road.
>They arive at a small resort and there’s a car covered in dust and dirt in the parking lot.
>They approach the car and check whether it still has some bio fuel left in the tank.
>Still plenty.
>They look around spotting a decayed body close by.
>They search the body and are lucky to find a ‘keyless’ key belonging to the car.
>There are no door handles and the battery inside the key corroded away.
>They break the glass and open the door from the inside.
>Finally inside, there’s still no way to start the engine without the key.
>They have an idea.
>The digital wrist watch on the body should have the same battery as the key.
>After a bit of tinkering with some tools they get the key working again.
>They press the ignition button.
>The displays light up but the engine remains quiet.
>The displays show error messages:

ERROR CODE: ND47089
Tire pressure sensor subscription expired
Please schuedule service or enter payment information
Engine start failed

>MFW

  • @LouNeko@lemmy.worldOP
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    515 hours ago

    I knew hauling around a random jerrycan would pay of some day
    shit, this thing is heavy when it’s full

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13 hours ago

      > Realize if I don’t have at least some plan of how to use fuel or a container to put it in, why am I looking for it?

      >Either fill the container I brought specifically for this, or abandon this useless pursuit to look for a bit of wire to make snares.