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@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS

www.independent.co.uk

@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened
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