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ZeroCool to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

British food

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British food

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ZeroCool to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • harrywrecker
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    This has probably been posted and upvoted by people who put salad on the same plate as a roast dinner.

    • ZeroCoolOP
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      1•2 years ago

      “I will have the spaghetti and a side salad. If the salad comes on top I send it back.”

      • @SatyrSack@lemmy.one
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        1•2 years ago

        I’ll have the gabagool

  • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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    1•2 years ago

    Reminds me of that one bit, might have been on Top Gear, “7 of the 10 best restaurants in the world are in London!” “And what kind of food do they serve?” “French Cuisine.” *laughter ensues

  • @bostonbananarama@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    How does the saying go:

    The beauty of their women and the taste of their food has made the British the best sailors in the world.

    • @joneskind@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Thank you very much for the laugh!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      I love the fact they conquered half the world, took their spices and don’t fucking use them.

      • Log1cal_Outcome
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        1•2 years ago

        We don’t?

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          Do you?

          • Log1cal_Outcome
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            1•2 years ago

            Absolutely

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              1•2 years ago

              The Oldest Fast Food Restaurant in London’s East End.

        • @blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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          1•2 years ago

          I just buy grama masala for pure decoration. I mean what else am I going to do with it? Pour it on plain toast?!

    • @bloopernova@programming.dev
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      1•2 years ago

      That’s like the observation that many astronauts come from the US state of Ohio. Because they want to get as far away as possible.

      (Michigander here, we love you Ohio, really we do!)

  • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    As a Brit I will take this shit from anyone except Americans. Your chese is either sheets of plastic or comes in a can, you have no room to criticise any countries food.

    • @theRealBassist@lemmy.world
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      You literally have burger cheese. It’s the same shit.

      The vast majority of people do not regularly eat Kraft singles just like the majority of brits don’t eat burger cheese every day.

      • @Skipper_the_Eyechild@lemmings.world
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        Wtf. There’s so much more to cheese than ‘burger cheese’, whatever the fuck that is.

  • @IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    British food is bland but nothing compared to the stuff in offer in the American Midwest.

    • @droans@lemmy.world
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      0•2 years ago

      Like Wisconsin cheese, Chicago pizza, Indiana tenderloin, Kentucky racism, and Ohio meth?

      • @IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Three words: tater tot hotdish. It’s what disappointment tastes like.

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