I literally went out and bought powdered milk for the first time in my life, and I could not figure out why.
Goddamn viral marketing on Lemmy for Big Milk
It’s working!

I’m just sick of buying milk for porridge (it’s all I use it for) and then 3 days after opening it’s just rancid slush. Nah, I’m mixing it into my porridge + water from now on
Do you not refrigerate your milk or something? O.o
Mine lasts at least a week, usually much longer. Though there might be regional differences in milk rules I guess?
I do, it just seems to go bad very quickly in my fridge :'(
You ought to check the temperature of your fridge, that definitely isn’t normal
I think it’s because it’s a big fridge, but it’s empty most of the time so the there’s nothing to keep the cold air in the moment you open the door
You need to fill it with more milk
Still, seems quite odd. Could try turning the setpoint colder at least.
I’ve had the same issue, it seems to go bad within a few days. I buy the organic milk that is ultra pasteurized, no issues with that going bad quickly.
Oat milk.
Yeah, it just lasts longer. But adding oat milk to oats to make super porridge is a line I’m too scared to cross
I’ve always wanted to be the kind of person that likes porridge, but I’m just not.
… who hurt you? 😢
You got tricked by big milk.
I use it for baking.
Add it to the dry ingredients at the ratio needed to reconstitute instead of the milk. It makes a better dough. (You’ll also need to increase the water by the same so you have the same moisture content.)
Picard is not amused.

Sorry captain

The following beverage related incident resulted in the Borg. What’s the fallout of this travesty?

Wait… how did this result in the Borg?
Picard steps into the next room, Q appears, swaps out the dirty clothes, then proceeds to goad Picard into rejecting his “assistance.” This prompts Q to drag the Enterprise to the Delta Quadrant. Hilarity ensues… and about 18 deaths.
Don’t forget Wolf 359
Just laying out the initial incident. There’s thousands more deaths after the first encounter.
I mean, he took a notice of Wesley….
Can someone link the original powdered milk post so I can feel in on the joke?
Did I miss something? What does powdered milk mean?
I don’t know. I’m just trying to prevent agents of the temporal civil war from corrupting our timeline
Why do I only see the memes about the powdered milk posts but never the powdered milk posts??

Let me answer your question with a meme
Can we please go back to soapy tiddies, 😭

“No one gets to shave my tidies”
Obligatory response:

Is Lemmy milkposting now?
The Lemmy shit posts are infiltrated other communities!
I love it
Not too long ago, if they wanted fake snow, they’d make it out of asbestos.









