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@hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

programmers naming things

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programmers naming things

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@hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Fearlesspancake@lemmy.world
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    13•2 years ago

    “programming has things called “threads” and things called “strings” and they somehow have fuck all to do with each other”

    • @Draces@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • @Distributed@lemmy.ml
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    7•2 years ago

    Lol, I deal with orphaned children at my job

  • @reversed95@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    No one say anything about master/slave

    • @twhite@lemmy.ml
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      2•2 years ago

      Oh you mean primary/secondary?

      Down the rabbit hole we go!

    • @bear_with_a_hammer@lemm.ee
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  • @DeriHunter@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    You forgot java (coffee beans)

  • @Loki123@pathfinder.social
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    4•2 years ago

    Where’s the slaves?

  • @danwardvs@sh.itjust.works
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    4•2 years ago

    Chrome and Windows? What in the closed source development environment?

  • @abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works
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    2•2 years ago

    That Apache (restaurant) server can be pretty dangerous if you make him mad.

  • @sillypuddy@mander.xyz
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    1•2 years ago

    I get all of the associations, butt strings?

    • @demonsword@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      butt strings

      the best strings

  • @AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml
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    1•2 years ago

    I think the fediverse is having a naming issue too. Most people don’t realize Lemmy is basically just the forum days of old, but you can share your account everywhere. (yes the code is more complicated but the users don’t need to know that)

    • @InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world
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      Not even that. I’m getting serious Usenet vibes (from the early 90s, not the thing it has since devolved into). Even the decentralized paradigm with independent servers syncing with each other is conceptually similar (although I’d bet NNTP was a quite different protocol than what we’re using now).

    • @InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world
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      Not even that. I’m getting serious Usenet vibes (from the early 90s, not the thing it has since devolved into). Even the decentralized paradigm with independent servers syncing with each other is conceptually similar (although I’d bet NNTP was a quite different protocol than what we’re using now).

  • @spoopyking@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1•2 years ago

    How can you leave out daemons?

  • Leyla :)
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    1•2 years ago

    I always feel awkward saying hash cause the weed stuff

  • @cloudless@lemmy.ml
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    0•2 years ago

    Firefox is wrong. That’s red panda, not a fox.

    • @kurosawaa@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      The Chinese word for red panda is literally Firefox, 火狐, that’s where the web browsers name comes from.

  • @Eddyzh@lemmy.world
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    Cool However dont make a red panda a Firefox please.

    • @Nsh@lemmy.ca
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      3•2 years ago

      It’s a red panda.

      • @Eddyzh@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        TIL

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