How dare he season his food to his own taste?
Next time I eat sushi, I’ll soak it in Ketchup just to honour you.
Relax buddy it’s a joke.
You will deserve to be punished, but you will also be punishing yourself. It works out.
I was just thinking how so many people like milkshakes and french fries. And I wonder if in an alternate reality, people are disgusted by that
No need to go to an alternate reality, I’m right here.
I like to dip my fries in beer and it absolutely horrifies people
The Japanese ambassador is on his way and he sounds PISSED
Fuck him, as an LDP he thinks Japan was a victim of WW2.
Japan was a victim…of their own actions.
Well, hear me out. A lot of rolls have cucumber and avocado. You might put salmon on a salad with ranch dressing. Is it really SO strange?
It’s the rice/ranch combo that sounds the most disgusting to me
Grains go well with sour cream based sauces.
(Inb4 some mayonnaise ranch heretic speaks up, like they have human rights)
You should be talking about the other stuff in sushi, like parasite riddled fish, not the one point in the idea’s favor.
this mf buying sushi off their local methhead
Whatever that is, it ain’t sushi. The ranch dressing is not much worse than the spicy mayo often used to drown the rice covered bacterium petri dish some supermarkets call “sushi”.
I just visited Japan. They put cheese, corn and mayo on seared fish for some of their sushi. Not all sushi in Japan is refined, they’re not remotely shy about experimenting and they love mayonnaise. I’ve seen WAY crazier sushi rolls in Japan than I have in the US.
I hear you can buy school girl panty rolls there.
Throw the book at him.
Legalize Ranch
Weird, sure. But at least sushi and ranch isn’t releasing noxious smells.
I got a better idea: send this to Gordon Ramsay.
Hmm… I don’t like sushi very much but I do like ranch. So if I bring ranch with me next time someone wants to go to sushi, this tells me I will enjoy it more.
Sushi is weird, you go to a restaurant, spend $40 on fish, and have to cook it yourself
I just bring my own blowtorch. Usually freaks out the sushi chef but as the customer and restaurant lore, I am always correct.
Cartman is the biggest Karen. Pun intended.
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The United States Army.
The US Midwest has entered the chat
I don’t know if this gets you an NJP or a number greater than 3 on your DD214, but he needs it.
