+3 Dildo of listening, requires attunment
The Dildo or listening grants its user advantage on all perception checks using sound. When attuned to the Dildo of Listening you cannot be suprised and gain +5 to initiative. If you also have the alert feat your hearing range is extended to 70 miles. Once per round you may as a bonus action ‘mark’ an airborn enemy giving all of your allies advantage on ranged attacks againt that target until your next turn.
It does not appear to be lubed
What is it?
Sees without being seen
So it’s a cuck dildo.
The heck is that?
I gotchu boo
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle
Ahhh right, I didn’t recognize it from a photo but I’ve read of it.
It’s annoying that so many sources are calling VERA-NG a “radar” when it’s specifically not a radar: it’s a fully passive system, it only receives and doesn’t emit. Hell, even the Wiki article is titled VERA passive sensor
Radar can totally be passive, and if you’re flying above enemy territory, it’s a really good idea to use passive radar and not active radar (the latter of which is used for some guided missile platforms).
In fact, active radar means everyone with passive radar knows where (and probably, what) you are.
Oh interesting, although that does make complete sense. I’m an old sigs pig so I’m not too clued in on this stuff honestly
The Dildo of consequences
It’s an advanced radar system
As I said in another comment, I didn’t recognize it from photos but I’ve read of the VERA system. It’s actually specifically not a radar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VERA_passive_sensor
