Maybe not, but maybe I could binge watch Archer my feelings away. That might work for the duration.

I’m afraid if I stop drinking all at once the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.

What if my feelings were thirst and hunger and I’m drinking Guiness?

Checkmate athiests

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

No man ever found salvation at the bottom of a bottle, but maybe i can be the first

FYI: The title needs to be “me_irl” or it’s likely to get removed. You can use an emoji in place of the underscore, though.

Might I suggest “me☝️irl” ?