New York author Fran Leibowitz said it best.
“You don’t know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”
He’s a DEI hire
Representing the orange minorities.
From the Oompa Loompa Publicity Department:
Oompa loompa doompadee doo I’ve got a little statement for you Oompa loompa doompadee dump No one’s ever been dumber than Trump Oompa loompa doompadee dim I’ve met a shoe that was smarter than him Oompa loompa doompadee dusk The real Mike Teavee was Elongated Musk
orange is the new black
Anyone remember that old Trump Argues Trump subreddit? It was full of Trump quotes arguing against other Trump quotes. Pretty sure the mods went inactive and/or it got brigaded into the ground by /TD. This is nothing new.
I think it was r/TrumpVsTrump …it was an absolute goldmine.
If only his supporters actually gave a sliver of a fuck about hypocrisy.
Trump criticizes trump
He legitimately might not remember. Someone asked him about calling Zelensky a dictator today and his response was “Did I say that? I can’t believe I said that.” And that was something he said just over a week ago.
We could solve the housing shortage and homelessness if we zoned the space between that man’s ears.
Why would you build housing inside a shooting range?
“This guy is a fucking moron!”
—Rex Tillerson (Trumps first Secretary of State)
Chalk up a big one for Trump vs Trump.
I just don’t understand the look he’s been doing forever. WHY THE ORANGE? It looks idiotic. It obviously takes time and energy to do. It looks stupid as fuck. I do not get it. I do not understand how you can just look at a guy at that age and be like “this man is super intelligent.” He paints himself orange. Even if nothing else about the man bothered you, shouldn’t that be a red fucking flag that he shouldn’t be in charge of anything?!
Just think how much worse his natural complexion must look. Probably just covered in age spots that only the orange can cover.
Gene stealer cultist- orange variant
I don’t even think it was an accident. It’s like anything he does, he blames “someone” else and he knows if he blames “past administration” his followers will believe it’s a democrat even if he was the one that signed it.
I think he’s started to dip into Elon’s ketamine stash honestly.
Oops.
Self own.
That would require some self awareness.
