“I don’t need cheese, I’ve got seventy-five wheels in the cellar!”

“Do you? Maybe you should check. Just in case, yanno?”

You there, what are you doing sneaking around!? Nothing, you say? Very well then, my deepest apologies, here take a satchel to hold those various items you have spilling out of your trousers.

Rookie numbers

The thief made off with 950 wheels — over 22 metric tons, or roughly 48,500 pounds — of Hafod, Westcombe and Pitchfork cheddar

Goudamnit, dovahkiin!

Average day in Kingdom Come Deliverance tbh