• @Etterra@discuss.online
    link
    fedilink
    English
    802 months ago

    I would totally be happy being a robot’s pet. I bet they’d give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

  • @RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    392 months ago

    You gotta get that human a second human, they’re so much easier to take care of when there’s two of them! Make sure they’re neutered though, don’t want to take care of a litter!

      • @RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        132 months ago

        Only if both humans consent! Otherwise you might need to separate them or keep a spray bottle handy to stop the behavior!

        • @humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          72 months ago

          How would you know? It’s not like their thinking units have inter-robot wireless link modules. They just make cute sounds with their ingest cloacae. We really need to stop robotomorphising the humans, acting like they’re capable of such abstract concepts, and imposing our advanced moral systems on them. They have non-consensual interactions all the time, it’s in their nature.

    • @Droechai@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      12 months ago

      But that black salve seems so efficient in removing blemishes (by dissolving the top skin layers)

  • @tetris11@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    122 months ago

    A human on a leash walks past another human on a leash. They lock eyes on their t-shirts.

    “Team Jacob sucks!”
    “No, Team Edward sucks harder!”
    “Jacob sucks the most!”
    “Edward was sucking before Jacob was even born!”
    “Jacob sucks more in a single year than Edward sucks in several extended lifetimes!”
    “Edward sucks full time though, whereas Jacob only sucks part-time!”
    … etc

  • Match!!
    link
    fedilink
    English
    92 months ago

    I’m gonna get an upvote cat toy and wave it at the puppygirls