Possibly roman themed
It should be more transactional.
Vendi, vidi, veni
I doubt there is a lot of overlap between people who go to strip clubs and those who’ll get the reference.
I have a pretty good idea what you were doing in the shower, when that particular thought occurred to you.
That wouldn’t work in Latin (were the correct translation to give the meaning you want would be something like Veni, Vidi, Eiaculatus), but it kinda works for english-speakers who also know enough Latin to get it, though I suspect most don’t.
Next to none of us know Latin, but we pretty much all know “I came I saw I conquered”
What is even a roman-themed brothel? Is that just an excuse for AIDS?
Well, people present could wear some sort of short attire for easy access…
Why would the sex be unsafe? There are Trojans everywhere.