Time Walker (1982) is the movie for this Sunday’s “monsterdon” watch party over on Mastodon, our fediverse sibling!
- Just start watching that movie this Sunday, December 28 at 9pm ET / 8pm CT / 6pm PT which is 2am Monday UTC
- and follow #monsterdon over on mastodon for live text commentary. For example, you can follow that hashtag here: https://mastodon.social/tags/monsterdon
- I usually open two web browser windows side-by-side on a computer. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.
How to watch the movie:
- tubi (availability varies by country): https://tubitv.com/movies/466922/time-walker
- fawesome: https://fawesome.tv/movies/10412868/time-walker
- youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0BcjovQq4
- youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbshmI2mycg
- uBlock Origin adblocker on Firefox should work for those links
- archive: https://archive.org/details/time-walker_202502
- it’s usually streamed on https://miru.miyaku.media/ at that time
- if you want to pay and/or watch ads, look here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/time-walker
While California University of the Sciences Professor Douglas McCadden explores the tomb of the ancient Egyptian king Tutankhamun, an earthquake causes a wall in the tomb to collapse, revealing a hidden chamber. Inside, Douglas finds a mummy in a sarcophagus. Unbeknownst to Douglas, the “mummy” is not the body of a dead Egyptian, but an extraterrestrial alien in suspended animation
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Critical reception for Time Walker was negative. TV Guide rated it 1/5 stars and called it a clichéd mummy film notable only for the non-traditional monster, which moves quickly.[9] David Linck for Box Office criticized the film’s lighting and special effects. He also described its story as “all-too-predictable with little suspense or excitement to look forward to”.[10] Lou Cedrone for The Evening Sun declared the film as “instant camp” and should be enjoyed for its badness.[11] Evansville Courier & Press staff writer Patrice Smith was negative towards Tom Kennedy’s direction and the writing, calling the screenplay “ludicrously illiterate”. Smith considered the film to be a pathetic attempt at turning mummy movies into a contemporary Close Encounters of the Third Kind.[12] Desmond Ryan for The Philadelphia Inquirer considered the film to be a rip-off Steven Spielberg’s Close Encounters of the Third Kind and E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.[13]
Fangoria criticized it for its slow pace, ultimately calling it a “time waster.”[14] Stuart Galbraith of DVD Talk rated it 3/5 stars and wrote, “Though mercilessly ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000, Time Walker is a naively charming low-budget horror and sci-fi thriller, a real throwback to a more innocent time.”[7] Blockbuster Entertainment gave the film two stars,[15] while Jim Craddock, author of VideoHound’s Golden Movie Retriever, gave it one star.[16] Film critic Leonard Maltin gave it a “BOMB” rating, calling it “low-budget junk.”
iirc I watched this as a kid and only remember two things: first, I liked the poster. Second, it was pretty boring!
Oh dear, and I voted for it.
At least Miru is following it up with Super Inframan
https://social.miyaku.media/@miru/statuses/01KDDF3V2DN4Y3803V64E94CHY
I like how we can vote for more than 1 movie. I voted: “everything except Critters 4”. I’m totally sick of that franchise lolz.
I enjoyed 1, 2 was OK, 3 sucked


