Word is they’re going to put a straight piped motorcycle engine on there so EVERYONE knows the car is driving around

“That one flipped me off! No longer peaceful!” Proceeds to teargas a baby

Appeal in 3… 2…

I’m sure Walz and Frey are laughing about this joke of an investigation

I’ve got to know too. Maybe the sovereign citizen thinks the court has authority because the US flag has no naval fringe so he’s gonna rip it up

I can’t find anything about this on xitter or bluesky. Usually these kinds of events have more people talking about them.

Yeah my previous state is so far gone that it is beyond salvage in my lifetime. I tried but it’s not something an individual like myself could change. So we gave up and moved to greener pastures where the state functions well. MN has amazing metrics - they’re ranked in the top 5 for just about everything except public land. It’s great up here. Or at least it was until this last week…

1. Trump rails against _____
2. Stock price goes down
3. Buy that stock
4. Trump renegs
5. Stock price goes up
6. Profit

Uhg. We left a red state and moved here to avoid the political shit. Guess we get to witness ground zero of the next American civil war.

Too coherent. Obviously written by one of his peons.

I don’t make the rules. You don’t want to piss off the game wardens.

Just FYI to any Predators reading this, I am selling hunting leases in the USA. No limit on GOP over 200 lbs.

I love that patent. Whoever made it was really trolling.

They could fire long range guided life preservers at them.

I mean… have you met people? We’re all collectively getting dumber by the hour. So I guess it makes sense to chase that moving target.

transfinite hocuspocus bullshit is what it is

Didn’t over half the real users leave? Feels like it’s basically a handful of nazis, many nazi bots, and a few media people for businesses.

He might’ve been a victim for a well we know. Prince Andrew had some kinks.

Has anyone tried datamining around the black boxes? Because this DoJ is so unbelievably incompetent I wouldn’t be surprised if you could just delete a black layer to find the fun stuff underneath.

Maybe this shitslurry of a deal will stain the platform with enough GOP stink that even the most brainrotted kids will leave it behind for less foul smelling alternatives