All the employees were fired, weren’t they? Who exactly are they restoring access for?

A new cabinet position is born! Secretary of Pedophelia.

You’re not going to like this, but the answer is rat poop. Before it’s packaged it’s often stored in large open piles in warehouses.

I’ve got a length of 4 inch PVC pipe for a mold that I fill with the scraps, then fill with epoxy. Once it cures I pop it out and slice the “log” in to coasters on the band saw. The cross sectional cuts turn out pretty interesting.

34 pixels from the left, 178 down. Zoom WAY in.

I’m seeing a head crab from Half-Life

He knows it’s not true, he’s just trying to keep the Republican voters enraged.

Our value comes from our superior bean-based posting economy.

Better Off Ted needed another season.

My wife named him after a character from “The Legend of Korra”. https://avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Pabu

The package is conveniently divided into breakfast, lunch, and dinner rows.

I’m so glad you are enjoying them!

Singing Old McDonald is now illegal.

We offered to shave him to help him fit in, but he declined.

Pabu is a good cat and pretty entertaining in his own way, but his antics don’t really lend themselves to good photos the same way that Casper and Mocha’s do. He’s more of a “I got stuck in the crawl space under the house and can’t find my way out” kind of a guy. Plus, Casper and Mocha are just so damn weird looking that almost anything they do makes for a good photo.

Because that’s what people are posting.

Manny have said that, but I didn’t buy it. I lived in PA and volunteered for his campaign when he first ran for for Senate in 2016. I’ve met him in person and had actual face to face conversations with him when he visited the campaign office I was at multiple times. I don’t recognize the man I hear talking today. That stroke changed him in a fundamental way.

I don’t think my opinion of anyone has even changed so quickly and so throughoughly before as it has for Fetterman.

Fuck you dude. Fuck you and your hoodie. I’m ashamed to have shaken your hand.

Yep, sorry. I realized my mistake and fixed it right before you replied.

Green Mario