I think it’s more accurate that they fed the troll. Eating the onion specifically refers to reacting seriously to a parody news source.

And now the government is saying he’s a gang member.

Short sided to create software that can identify protestors. Scapegoats change.

I saw this guy on the SF video by Channel 5. Used to be a drug dealer. The fucking sad thing is he’d film unhoused people doing drugs and yelling at them “there’s kids around here!”

So raping kids is fine to this degen, but don’t let the kids see poverty on the streets.

Mush mush. Her real name is Altima.

FFS, this guy thinks it’s a prix fixe menu!

Aren’t these the same people saying the YMCA song isn’t gay? Am I having a stroke?

Aren’t these the same people saying the YMCA song isn’t gay? Am I having a stroke?

Fun fact. You can piss your pants in front of a cop and they can’t arrest you!

I don’t think Stephen Colbert was being serious when he said that quote. Mind you, all the quote sites that cite him saying that do not provide the source. Based on his persona from The Colbert Report, I imagine this was part of a joke, especially given the names he called out.

I’ll take a restaurant full of disfigured people over 1 misbehaving toddler.

Oh look, another judge appointed by Trump. How many fucking partisan judges got appointed on his watch!?

I think he got put on leave because he worked hard on camera.

Yup. Shit is fucked up.

According to my parents, saw Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom when I was 4. Then I saw Jaws at age 6. But it was Ghostbusters that gave me nightmares for about 7 years afterwards.

They were fantastic to use. I remember using ResEdit back in the day to change my menu names in the Finder, knowing what every system extension did so I could delete non essential ones to speed up the system.

Unlike these days, you spent more time getting work done, rather than fighting the application or OS.

I loathe how new OS’s and programs change the UI / UX these days and make it worse every time. Looking at you Adobe / Microsoft!

Couldn’t we just buy him a pizza lunch?

Good news, everyone. Turns out less than 8,000 children are dead. Guess it’s not a germicide after all /s.

Give me the GEP gun.