

A town I used to live in just dug up some wooden pipes during road construction.


A town I used to live in just dug up some wooden pipes during road construction.


AOL Instant Messenger


I’m just picturing Cookie Monster at a biscuit factory screaming “WHAT FUCK IS THIS? THIS COOKIE HAVE NO SUGAR!”

“I guess I won’t try to diddle that kid because if I get caught, I might be sentenced to state-sponsored slavery, so I guess I should let the kid live to testify against me”, said every New Hampshire pedophile in unison


No.
thinly-sliced pineapple with jalapenos on pizza is great. Where you run into trouble is when it’s giant wet chunks that immediately fall off because they have nothing to stick to the pizza with, and they leave rectangular, sweet, wet cheese holes behind that no longer have the structural fortitude to keep the slice rigid enough to make it to your mouth.


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You wouldn’t pirate your optic nerve…


“Zero Trust Architecture doesn’t care about bloodlines” might be my favorite data security quote


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Because a lot of people aren’t paying attention to when their unethical behavior is demonstrated repeatedly, and they just assume billionaires are just like the rest of us.


My wife, kid, dog, our friend/nanny who’s 20 years younger, and my friend group from college. We also have some ex-coworkers who are like adopted grandparents, and a few more who are smaller friend groups.
I’m low-contact with my immediate family, and my wife’s parents are dead, buslt she has some siblings who are close friends.




Yes. Driving the length of it one time was enough to convince me to fly every time afterward. Sometimes looking down from 36000 feet, I still think it takes too long.


Saag. It’s basically a smoothie, but warm and savory. Throw some potatoes in there, too.


My sister in law keeps sending my wife SINGLE-USE USB charge pods. What the fuck would anyone spend money on that for?

I don’t mind the gun in my face, but don’t call me a fucking liberal


I’ve been wondering this for a while, why is Russia not imperialist for trying to annex Ukraine?
I keep seeing support for Russia in this war, but I also don’t know much about the situation aside from the fact that the US seems to be using it as a testing ground for new weapons.
The speaker at the last protest I went to literally sang Kumbaya.