That octopus was 1 year away from pawning all their handhelds and then regretting it their entire life: the core gamer experience

Seems like every year I keep finding out some new development in the shitty old child food industry I used to eat back before I was old enough to feed myself

Thank you for welcoming me to your domain, Coned Ones. Blessings upon your lineage and upon thy holdings

Weak skeleton BITCH. drink more cow titty juice to make strong adamantium bones. My Skeleton will go forth and conquer the world when I die. Your days are numbered.

Wait is that what military bodies look like now? …Maybe I’m not so bad

Ooh. Good opportunity to hit me with the “you have no idea how little that narrows it down”.

It was the potato one though. Grass stains on an Irelander’s lips became a signifier of when a person was a few days from dying. That may have happened to others but Ireland has a particular cultural memory of that little misery

This happened during a certain English attempt at genocide. The answer is no

*before your husband murdered you

That is hilarious. Like the emphasis on how the entertainment hinges on her being white

It’s gotta be like an art vs sadism thing right?

Just a-like me 👈👈😎

Ayyyyyy pewpewpewpeww

It’s also “My Dad can beat up your Dad”

Yeah well my Dad is ex military and helps the police fight human trafficking. But not like in a open the borders and make citizenship more attainable kind of way.

I thought this was a shitpost. What?

Falling/crashing drunks actually give mild credence to this theory

Honestly fuck them both. This has been such a weird fixation for them

Probably because treating politics like wrestling is how we got in this shit show, especially because peeps tend to overlook these personality’s baggage just because they can deliver sick owns to the enemy.

But you’re right. This shit is so far gone from reasonable reality that it probably doesn’t matter anymore

I get the appeal of this emotionally, but why does anyone listen to Hunter Biden? I see conservatives started glazing him in weird ways too and it’s just strange because I thought everyone hated both his dad and the idea of families in politics

That sounds fucking sick actually, thank you!

Can we start a club? Like for discussing lecture/videogame pairings like disassociative sommeliers?