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I thought “explosive diarrhea” was hyperbole, but damn.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Home Depot in LA installs noise machines that ‘penetrate bones’ to deter day laborersEnglish
91·1 month agoThe libs will be owned, damn the consequences!
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
FIRE (Financial Independence Retire Early)@lemmy.ml•Weekly Discussion: 15 December 2025English
2·1 month agoI’ve made a risky move at work. I wear a few hats right now and I’ll be handing off one of them, a team I directly manage, to an external hire in a few months. The pressure will then be on me to do more with the other hats, at least to justify my current pay. There’s probably more opportunity to increase earnings on the path I’ve chosen, and definitely more personal growth as I’ll be leaning further away from what I’ve been doing of the better part of two decades.
Financially we’re at a point where we can FIRE so this’ll either help pad the numbers for another couple of years, or, worst case, break me out of one more year syndrome if it doesn’t work out. Feels like I’m at a fork in the road that’ll determine whether we exit chubby vs fat. Wish me luck.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
Out of the loop@lemmy.world•What's all the recent fuss about the number 67?English
21·1 month agoHm, I thought 68 was the speed of sex.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?English
18·2 months ago
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Would you rather have one million dollars or one million cast iron pans?English
14·2 months agoFun thought experiment that I’m going to over analyze.
Near me iron seems to go for ~$180/ton at scrap yards. If we call the average pan weight 8lbs, that’s about 4k tons so scrap value on the lot is ~$720k. The question would be how likely you could sell these not as scrap and net beat the $280k spread. The scrap value per pan would be ~$0.72, so if you can sell each pan for more than a dollar you’d theoretically come out ahead, but to make it worth while you’d probably want to target $10 or more because processing, storing, and moving that many pans isn’t going to be free. Budget new pans go for $20-30, used can be lower or higher than that depending on quality and condition.
tl;dr: Depends on the condition and quality of the pans and it sounds like a lot of work but I’d say the optionality is skewed towards taking the pans if you were willing and able to put the time in to make it a business/job for yourself.
Personally I don’t have the time and I’m doing well financially, I’d take the money.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•HP and Dell disable HEVC support built into their laptops’ CPUsEnglish
58·2 months agoReading through a bit it sounds like it works on Linux, not on Windows. Folks are hypothesizing it’s disabled at the ACPI level because different drivers don’t help.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Says He’ll Defy Court Order, Withhold SNAP Until Dems Drop Demands and Reopen Gov’tEnglish
72·3 months agoIn a less polarized and post truth world you’d probably be right. I fear however that the solid 36-37% maga base will never find an issue that can’t be spun or rationalized. In the magasphere this situation seems to be framed as the GOP stepping up to fight against free health care for illegal immigrants which seems divorced from reality.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•There's 'overwhelming evidence' tariffs have raised consumer prices, says Bank of AmericaEnglish
21·3 months agoHm, but what if we just haven’t tarrifed hard enough yet?
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Elon Musk’s politics cost his firm Tesla more than one million EV sales, report revealsEnglish
2·3 months agoExactly, just needs a little motivation.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
FIRE (Financial Independence Retire Early)@lemmy.ml•Weekly Discussion: 27 October 2025English
1·3 months agoCongrats! My office is in a grudging detente with a hybrid 3-2 schedule, though it’s clear they’d like to go full RTO if they could swing it.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•States sue Agriculture Department over looming suspension of SNAP food assistanceEnglish
12·3 months agoWhen asked for comment about the lawsuit, a USDA spokesperson responded with a statement: “We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. Continue to hold out for the Far-Left wing of the party or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive timely WIC and SNAP allotments.”
This seems like a perfectly normal thing for an ostensibly non-partisan federal agency to say. I mean I get that it is increasingly normal these days but fuck this timeline.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
Investing@lemmy.world•PSA: Merrill Edge Dividend Reinvestment SettingsEnglish
21·3 months agoWow, that’s so intuitive and user friendly! /s
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•‘We absolutely need him’: Some in GOP say it’s time for Trump to get involved in shutdown talks even as leaders rebuff ideaEnglish
51·3 months ago“Just give up your only leverage and we’ll talk about what you want. Pinky promise.”
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News@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old MenEnglish
16·3 months agoVisual, he can tell the you the sperm count of any individual at twenty yards with uncanny inaccuracy.








I learned to drive in high school, but never bothered getting a license until after I graduated college and got a job, so maybe 22? I’ve commuted via train for over 20 years now though, rarely drive.