None. People that have physical access to you device can write malicious firmware. Which they can already do with physical access

It’s an overblown nothing-burger. Calling it a backdoor is a security researcher juicing up some minor finding

Mine had a mini bottle of whiskey. How fucked am I?

Lies.shakespear has nothing on 3 years old on the drama department

Don’t use a hammer. They really mean it this time

Lots of my coworkers in CA just had their insurance rates go up 300%. Expect another couple hundred

Two eggs and one sausage

The us federal government gave me a faraday pouch to put my id card in.

Not sure what’s wrong with -15c. Northeastern us and southern canada will routinely get much colder than that.

No outrage, but any cheering?

Ultima online had player housing in 97, it’s not exactly breakthrough tech

Why miss and give them more fuel. Hit it

Next election? What next election? Elections are so out of fashion now!

Same. And the best car at hand is the EV one, 100pct of the time. Whoever goes out takes that car. In the off chance the second person need to go out at the same time, they take the older crappy car.

The trick with HP anything is to look for the quickspec . It’s stupidly the most detailed doc they produce

They’re not very effective and I’m not even very intolerant.

Purpoised reason?

Yeah add SS and Medicare to that if you’re not capped already. And of course any state taxe

Also it’s 22% and it’s not solely because payroll is lazy. It’s actually set by federal statute

What, licking it, or putting the sign there?

If you get a post-it just right halfway over the lens, the mouse will only move in one direction!