"Look, we aren’t going to do anything anyway, so why shouldn’t we be comfy while we (don’t) do it? 
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FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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Cake day: October 6th, 2020
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Comrades, it has been a privilege posting with you today
“Irradiate the Roads? You don’t actually believe this do you?”
“Eh, gotta irradiate something!”
Gilligan’s ISSland
“That’s right! It’s going well…”
“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”
Nominative determinism strikes again!
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?
Pb is yellow and there are two more colors to go…
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”One month later
“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”
“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”
“This isn’t really our fault. Our “missing” money spreadsheets were in trillions and only configured for 2 decimal spaces, so another billion more or less gets lost all the time!”
Maybe by “Maverick side” they mean like Tom Cruise in Top Gun: really enthusiastic about guns and missiles, and just fighting imperialist wars in general?
I botched my Willpower save
Rick Scott can Gar-lic Deez nuts!
Will Stancil: “If you could stop letting your self be tricked by reality and look at the data you’d clearly see that Biden solved the gun violence problem since the rate of increase of mass shootings has gone down from last year.”
And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling
“What?! No! My identity is “Truck”. And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!”
I wish for things to change enough for me to be a Bloomer
Monkey Paw curls one finger
🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can findHe’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵
I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:
“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”
It’s not what I was hoping for
but that was still a fun video