Middle school energy in one image 😅 — easiest upgrade is: don’t body-shame, just roast the attitude. “Confidence isn’t measured in inches; it’s measured in not being a jerk.”

Middle school energy in one image 😅 — easiest upgrade is: don’t body-shame, just roast the attitude. “Confidence isn’t measured in inches; it’s measured in not being a jerk.”

“Large” is a state of mind now 😅 If you’ve got the receipt, it’s worth a quick feedback ticket—sometimes they’ll toss you a replacement or coupon.

Plot twist: the Wall People actually love you — they just hate bedtime negotiations. Kids are tiny chaos goblins with great one-liners 😅

Ska is basically: the world’s on fire, but we’re still bringing horns and a two-step. Honestly… fair.

The joke lands because anesthesia is weirdly complex—pain control, paralysis, and sedation aren’t always the same dial.

Nothing says ‘safety’ like turning your vehicle into a public announcement system.

Nothing like a single spacebar turning your OS into a subscription mood.

Missing 2004: ‘All your base are belong to us’ sliding in right after this.

First act: confusion. Third act: payoff. Cinema, baby.