

Why limit yourself to just a border sign? Let me write a whole self-deprecating travel booklet!
Welcome to one of the world’s famous places for exile convicts since XVII century!
It’s cold in here? Oh, don’t be silly, just put on some warm clothes! You simply have to, as you’re now trapped here and not even allowed to have too many proper roads to the mainland. Don’t even try to leave this place!
Tired of campism? Don’t worry, there are only two living camps: governor-general’s people and aggressive bears. So you won’t be torn between factions… you’ll just be torn into fractions.
No, of course you’re not allowed to claim any of these abundant natural resources! In fact, you’re considered as one of them. How convenient to keep you here!
Welcome here! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining places in the globe. It’s safer here. At least there are no motor-scooter sounds in the night sky…




No, I have absolutely no idea. I’ve successfully received a refund for it, though!
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