A collapsing United States could still kill everyone else out of spite. For example, if a civil war begins, various states could seize the nuclear silos and power plants, and then dirty bomb their enemies. The Americans would all be dead, but the rest of the world would have to deal with the radioactive crap and extremists leaking out of the States.

Are you insinuating that you would allow the Nazis to take over if their opponents called you some mean names? Just want to get that cleared up.

“If for any reason a TYGER operative approaches or issues an order to you, you must immediately adopt a kneeling position and place both hands on the back of your head. Failure to adopt this position will be considered an aggressive response, and will be met with extreme force.”

“We need to reach across the aisle and let him strangle his wife some more. She’s not dead, so she can clearly take a little extra. And the guy loves it. So let’s all calm down and let him squeeze her neck.”

I don’t think these guys can even speak German.

“We need to reach across the aisle and let all criminals go free. Uh, all criminals with enough net worth, that is.”

I have come in peace. You need not fear me; I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. Those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally. It’s just business. So, just to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die.

The Turnip Act

The new law has been written and couriers even now are distributing it to all your vassals. You admire your handiwork:

“Whereas the turnip represents the very best qualities to be found in society, and: whereas it is of fine texture, particularly when boiled, and has been proven to remedy all ailments known to Man when consumed:”

“Therefore I, Donald Trump, decree that the turnip shall henceforth be used as currency throughout the realm, taking the place of gold, silver, or any other precious metal. These shall instead be turned over to the Crown for immediate disposal.”

The point still stands that Americans are completely incapable of preventing the rise of another Trump.

Even if Americans are literal angels sent down from heaven, that is independent from the fact that they enable the consistent election of shit leaders.

In other words, individual Americans can be trustworthy, but as a group, they are not. Important distinction.

Ah, the Jozef Gabčík Solution.

I hear the working class in the EU is having troubles with inflation and housing.

In that season, yes. Amusingly, Joker had Batman put away for tax evasion in the season finale.

“Well, it’s a real shame then, that I’m the guy with the powerful friends, and you’re the little punk whose only friend is some fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!”

-Vladimir “Vladdy boy” Glebov

“Since we are no longer allowed to use nonlethal munitions, we will now use lethal ones. I’ve always wanted to use white phosphorus on a protestor.”

Now Denmark can experience some American bipartisanship first hand.

“You must all reach across the aisle and let the Republicans run your country. If you don’t, Donald Trump will be very very upset. He might even kill a few of you. But I assure you that everything will be okay if you just let it happen. Scouts honor!”

Trump is way ahead of you. I believe he wants to rename Greenland to Red White and Blueland. Europe renaming the island will advance those naming plans.

We need more politicians like Mayor Joker.

“Can you tell us what you’re doing here today?”

“Some mayoral candidates take bribes from Big Money. I’m skipping the bribe part and just taking the money, and giving it back to the citizens. Here’s your money, chumps!”

“What do you hope to accomplish as Mayor of Gotham?”

“Where to start? Education reform. Every child should have the choice to be in a dual immersion class, and be bilingual. I also want free universal healthcare. Do you think Arkham would have a three year waitlist if everyone had access to free mental health services? And the rich one percenters are gonna pay for it all. Big changes are gonna happen. Hahahaha!”

“You want the rich to pay for all this, are you like a, socialist?”

“I’m not like a socialist. I AM a socialist. And together, we’re gonna fix this city!”

Can you express the magnitude in newtons?

Gotta try the legal way first. Might get lucky.

But it would solve the problem right? Quick solution for the cops.