

Nitrogen is the most ill-behaved ink I’ve ever used. I tossed it out when the bottle was still 75% full since I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
- The Smearing: Sweet creeping zombie Jesus does it smear! I haven’t used it in three years, and it still hasn’t completely dried in any of the notebooks I used it in.
- Gets on Everything: I swear to Cthulhu, you get a free Nitrogen Gnome when you purchase this ink. The Gnome’s only job is to make every surface in your home turn blue when you add water to it. Months after I got rid of it, I was still finding places inside of drawers that hardly ever get opened, that when wiped out with water, turned the paper towel blue. It was unreal, how much I kept discovering, and in the weirdest places, too!



Native English speaker here. Aside from catching crap for regional accent differences, I didn’t have any noticeable, repeating problems until COVID. I can’t, for the life of me, properly pronounce
comorbidity. Even when I really concentrate on it, it tends to come out ascomorbibity. It really makes me sound stupid as hell.