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Are you suggesting that Yoga is “woowoo?”

It’s a fucking excellent physical workout & emotionally therapeutic when you find the right teachers. And there are plenty of excellent teachers.

If you take care of your health age 50 comes quicker than you know it and you will still appreciate that house very much.

I understand that the old lady was in some sort of emotional frenzy but odd that she didn’t sell the house for its market value, it would have sold quickly anyway. And good thing (I guess) one of her kids didn’t swoop in and buy it at the low price she listed it for. 🤔

In Japan homes aren’t considered appreciable assets nor investments. Homes are treated like shoes over there. Use them up, throw them away.

I’m gonna go stalk through your profile to find out if you’re really a pigeon or not. BRB…

But women have milk ducts, an essential body part to develop & channel milk. Do men have milk ducts?

Just use your one free call for 911.

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Damn, a person like that is lone wolf material. Not marriage material. How’d you get entangled into this?

Males have all the mammary glands plumbing already built in?

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Arizona is paradise pleasant outdoor temperature 6 months of the year. Blazing hot hell the other 6 months and that’s when everybody’s in cars anyway. Nobody’s out walking around in the middle of summertime in arizona.

I suppose it’s all in tone of voice and how much of a Karen haircut.

“How PEDESTRIAN 🙄”

Feel the STRAIN as you have to wait longer to cross the street

There should be a cap on how much wealth a person or corporation* is legally allowed to possess. Once their net worth hits $999,999,999.99, it triggers a plug at the bottom of their bank account to open, forever draining** every penny that attempts to exceed that maximum amount.

*Corporations included because they seem to claim all the rights of personhood

**and TRULY trickling down to people who actually earn & deserve & need it

I’m feeling a miniature version of this. For the first time in years I have $5,000 in my bank account and nothing I need to buy at the moment, but I’m still frozen because I know I can’t spend it because I know I will eventually need it for something. Imagine feeling this on a billionaire scale. They just keep accruing more & more & they never give it to anyone who desperately needs it because they are hoarding it for some future selfish unknown purpose.

Which one is yer anus?

If pigeon had a job to keep him occupied & stressed-out all day he could approach the evening plans like a normal person pigeon.

Gambling used to be illegal because it’s addictive & destructive. I’m not sure when it became legal & so ubiquitous, but I miss the days when it was illegal & could only be done underground. Gambling was illegal because it’s addictive & destructive.