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My hydration secret is I have someone give it to me in a basket everyday and if I don’t put the lotion on my skin I get the hose again.

Sloth, you are too lazy to do any of it and just imagined it all.

I need someone else to give me the “With great power…” speech as they die.

Best parts about driving blind. They save a lot of money on windshield wipers.

So the real question. How is walking up and down steps?

Thanks, I made this and a few others I posted.

We uncovered it. He’s a Romulan spy!

He was a mentally challenged sidekick.

Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

Creole style “Holy Trinity” is onions, bell pepper, and celery. My first big recipe book was by Chef Prudhomme, cooked a lot of things in that book. Almost all of them started out with sauteing those veggies and than making a roux, Cajun napalm.

As a guy who was limited on cookware. Everything ends up in a big ass pot was very appealing.

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Good point 👉

That homeless man turns out was Elon Musk. He was inspired by what happened to steal even more.

I throw them one of these looks.

John Fetterman

Wow it’s an official Knife Prty

For me “slow mornings” means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.