Well, now, this ain’t a passport, this is a military id thing

Forge, yo

I’ve encountered oxidisation of the contacts before. You can try and rub them with an ordinary eraser

I always liked “Hindsight is 50/50”

Kreator – Violent Revolution

They say all the best things in life are free

So 🗡️give💣 all your beer and your rum to me

Where did you get that about Russia? It’s incorrect

Is it Alison Hell?

Nobody tosses a dwarf, you piece of shit

They’re called thetubenomes in UK

Riders in the sky by Dezperadoz

Painkiller by Death

No remorse by Cannibal Corpse

Is it a technical?

Avenged sevenvold

Onslaught – Religiousuicide

An “off-road” vehicle that’s never been off-road

The bottom text is a portmanteau of Cheburashka (you can look it up) and Terminator. Not sure about the other line

It’s a tracking dot

Eastern Europe somewhere?

Painkiller, which is piña colada for grown-ups

Whiskey Sour, skip the egg

Classic Daiquiri (not the slush one)

Same