Arnold got terminated that night.

Stand corrected. Niiice.

Jew Mexico?

Better to die fighting then to die on your knees.

Not if you’re fat. You look like a thumb.

It’s funny seeing black, asian and Latino ICE agents. Like, you think you’re really safe?

The high profile criminals are buying pardons and gold cards.

AOL sent my dad a transcript of me in a chatroom saying Will Smith looks like a dick with ears.

Amerikkkunts.

Imagine all the good that could be done if a mass shooter focused their energy towards these fucks.

Cereal always went great. Especially the feeling of cold milk.

I’m sure the immigrant nannies are doing the raising.

I wonder who’s baby that is?

Chungking Express

They said a show about poop knives won’t attract viewers. Soon will be my time to shine.

Christians shouldn’t be the only ones to monetize it.

YUP

WAP?

I’d prefer to see their real heads on there.

Smooth legs.