ASSIMILATE

It’s telling how bad the situation has become if even a blowhard like Rogan is becoming concerned.

Maybe, but Slotin knew exactly what kind of dangers he was dealing with. He just chose to be a nuclear cowboy instead.

Not now Satan I need to have these reports ready by friday

Aw balls not Reich again.

Early nuclear scientists were batshit crazy deranged lunatics. Louis Slotin was researching the criticality of a plutonium core by lowering half a sphere of beryllium over it using the tip of a screwdriver and not a single piece of safety equipment.

It did not end well.

I’m proud to say I have never twittered a tweet in my twatting life

You voted for other people to lose their jobs instead but you got Uno Reversed womp womp

I get a headache just thinking about it lol. Let’s also add cats in heat or women in labor.

You can squeeze in an extra few hours of sleep in the weekend of you destroy your body with alcohol after work instead.

Just, whenever the fuck, man. It’s anarchy.

Fine. Lets call it shit instead.

1: I live in the Netherlands 2: See what Pol Pot did with intelectuals you despicable cretin

I was once asked ‘why is there charcoal in the fridge’ when referring to mushrooms.

She looks like what happens when you click ‘randomize’ in a Bethesda games character creation screen.

Get off your high horse and stop huffing your farts.

For me at least, AI reminds me too much of that thrice cursed MS Word paperclip. I did not want it then and I do not want it now.

Also, adding ‘personality’ to pieces of software is cringy at best and downright creepy at worst.

I specifically said ‘fuck commies’

Fuck fascists. But hear me out.

Bear with me.

It gets even better.

Fuck commies just as hard.

Crap like this convinces me were all gonna be alright.