It really does get harder and harder to tell these days.

Or getting kinky with The Kinks?

We start by closing loopholes and making the rich pay their way.

And if they don’t? Guillotines, baby!

I’m totally steeling this joke

Everyone’s saying it.

Needs to be an orange, surely.

Use two hands.

Oh noes

They?

Hey man, I dropped a log this morning that was 12" long and 1.5 inches thick.

That motherfucker was a majestic bastard.

I wouldn’t even put Trump in the same league as the skidmark that was left behind by this veritable ring-buster.

Reason 2378 to never buy a Stellantis vehicle

Using a knife and fork: knife in the left hand.

Using a knife only: right hand.

Gotta keep a baggy in the 'ol prison pocket

No you can’t!

You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

I fear you will be proved right.

Fucking cowards!

All the laptops I have owned over the last 10 years have a mechanical shutter to cover the camera. None have been Dell.

MD was superior to CD from a portability point of view, especially in personal players like the Walkman or car stereos.

I had a MD car stereo in around 1997. CD quality sound, without the jumping of a CD every time you hit a pothole.