So shocking that ‘Tala-FREAK-o wants TRANS EVERYTHING’ wasn’t a winning platform…

Any vampire that sucks my blood owes me at least $40 bucks. Minimum!

I want it so hard to be that everyone is seeing the same thing and those little fools are really there!!!

That was my first thought upon hearing about this. No article on this though has ever said if people see the same exact little people doing the same thing.

‘Natalie told me!’

In the third term, he’s gonna lower the price of gas and groceries & end the wars in Ukraine/Iran. Day 1. Bigly.

All of them!!! (But mostly Reddit. And it was overbearing mods and auto bans that made me seek refugee status more than AI Slop)

As consolation, Zachariah was allowed to give President Trump one last HJ before being escorted by security from the White House.

What in the shit??? He totally played golf during the war!

Hey Drink Uncle, are you gonna be a Thanksgiving this year?

::bows::

I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

What did Rosanne ever run for?

The ice cream truck???

(Hey-Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!)

I mean, come on! He has solved something like 8374.33 wars!

Make America Hospitalized Again

Ah, so she gave him a HJ. Got it.

He most likely will try, but it’s Trump. His track record speaks for itself: he will fuck it up. Bigly.

As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex

Yeah, they are going need those here at home for any states insubordinate enough to attempt participation in fair and democratic elections

Looks like Billy Joel is on tour again!