Corrupt is his jam, no wonder.

That’s the stupidest goddamn thing I’ve seen in ages.

….and right about now that’s exactly the chuckle I needed. Thanks!

Narrator: “it was exactly the fuck what they had voted for”.

The more I learn about her the more I really like her.

Maybe, oh I don’t know, stop fucking asking?

…and people kept saying he was compromised by Russia.

How silly!

Crash the commercial real estate market, buy up properties.

You know, “Presidential”.

At least CBS bravely folded like a wet tissue.

So….NOT less?

I’m so sorry. That is such a hard but kind act - to give them peace when the time comes. It’s a gesture of love back for all they give us.

The one my wife and I voted in.

Put it back.

Also ask him to lend you the unicorn when he gets back from fucking Narnia.

Hey remember the claims that nobody respected us under President Biden?

They did. They trusted and collaborated with us. So much for that for a while.

It depends vastly on the subject, audience and source of information.

I’m not going to disagree with a room of experts aligned on a conclusion based on data and verified study. Actual knowledge is in fact knowledge and a contrarian opinion, no matter how passionately expressed, is not equivalent to it.

Being contrarian solely to go against the popular position is laughably simplistic.

Everyone knows this.

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I mean ballet dancers are known for being klutzy and prone to tripping over their own feet. Right?

Ukraine respecting our policies for use of the weapons we provide them.

Hmm.

Ok that’s solid! Wish I’d known the setup before.

I…. don’t get it…?

Oh it makes no goddamn sense, but yet here we are.