The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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This plan is going down for sure.
Taking shit seriously around here
NOFX - Punk in Drublic
2·2 years agoThey destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.
It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
4·2 years agoEAT RECYCLED FOOD
- Judge Dread Ref
131·2 years agoShe spun in her head though. That’s kinda impressive. Right?
Missing the dudes dick hitting the bar, Raygun and Gojira.
Oops. Fixed
From the corner of my eye, I thought this was going to be a picture of The Deep.
Edit: spelling hehe
I can hear the theme song
436·2 years agoLove them. There are tons on unnecessary things we do.
That’s how you get to the dead world in bettleguise
https://youtu.be/LD5eEakGkds?si=siFIG5ilbk5GkJFO
This is the one that gets stuck in my head still to this day.
It’s a way to tell if the air is flowing cause you can see the ribbons move with the air. Hollywood thinks it looks good and makes it easy to let the viewer know the air is flowing so they use it all the time.
I STILL hum some of the music from that game! So good.
2·2 years agoI’m dumb. I meant “Im sure they ate them by now.”
6·2 years ago“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!”
[Proceeds to shit pants]
We read the backs of shampoo bottles.