I don’t shop at Target because their stores smell weird and it’s a sensory issue.

I haven’t stepped foot inside a Walmart since I was 6.

On this episode of false dichotomy…

Is measles that ‘woke mind virus’ Musk was talking about?

I say we put all the idiots into a big bucket of hydrogen peroxide or some other oxidizer so we can have an infinite supply of oxymoron

lol I have 3Mbps down .5 up for 40$

I saw my first cybertruck in traffic yesterday, I initially thought that some redneck had every part you need to make a car except for the frame and body, and was like “I don’t need none of that fancy shit, I got square tube and steel plate!” and welded together the laziest design they could think of. Then I realized it was just a cybertruck, and promptly laughed at it.

The Art of the Meal

I can’t believe buying chickens actually saved me money, I just did it because I wanted chickens. I expected to pay more per egg (considering food and litter) because I don’t have economies of scale like the large producers do.

I keep myself healthy with a nice refreshing glass of atomic healing elixir (radium solution) and you should too! Ignore the FDA banning it a couple decades back for giving people radiation/heavy metal poisoning.

Another reason to buy things directly from the manufacturer rather then from Amazon. It’s generally cheaper as well.

I followed a tutorial meant to bypass Easy: Anticheat for VRchat. I manually defined the hardware names and versions of some of my computer’s components in KVM’s XML code. It wasn’t very difficult and only took about 30 minutes in total, setting up GPU passthrough was difficult though.

Oh my god it’s back? I was hoping we’d seen the last of it back in 2023.

Update: It’s now working.

The go-cart my high school metalworking class built looks better then that piece of shit.

I’ve finally banished Windows to a virtual machine, and am gearing up to fistfight Easy: Anti-cheat Rootkit AKA Fucking piece of shit that does precisely fuck-all to stop cheating despite having access to kernel space in order to get Sea of Thieves working on my virtual machine.

After Chinese spyware banned, users of banned Chinese spyware migrate to not-yet banned Chinese spyware.

Yeah you’re right, I’ve handled wild garter snakes that are more nice then that guy.

Oh he might of gone on living

if he hadn’t made the fatal slip

of denying the claim of the ranger with the big iron on his hiiiipppppp

(yes i know it wasn’t a revolver, unfortunately)

“LiTERalLy HiTleR”