ToffeeIsForClosers

What a cast! The reboot looks great, but I’ll always love the original.

Or “the reason is that” instead of “the reason is because”?

I have David Foster Wallace to thank for this little gift of constantly hearing a very common grammatical error of little consequence.

Shoes too tight? Or maybe on one foot.

You’re missing out on posts about the Greater Toronto Area (aka the 6ix). Coincidentally, still involves a lot of vehicle theft.

He might get someone pregananant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4K8NJ3_Dw0

“Simplex… it’ll grow on you.”

Generally, you can guarantee shit with more fiber though.

Right Honourable Kim Campbell, first and only female Prime Minister of Canada for all of just over four months after PM Brian Mulroney tanked his Progressive Conservative Party.

Scrape and that’s it. Into the dishwasher.

Only exceptions requiring some extra effort beforehand is wiping off anything that had avocado on it and clearing rice between fork tines.

Never comes clean, at least in my dishwasher.

A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

Every good hero should have some

NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER

Upvoted for proper usage of nonplussed!

“The Hollow Men” by T. S. Eliot

Check out the poem and its analysis via the link.

Black/brown lentils in dhal makhani. Dirt cheap readymade packages at the grocery store too.

Other than that, I used to make spicy red lentil soup with the recipe on the back of the bag from Costco but made myself sick of it years ago.

Zero yum!

On another kid’s hand: “Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have your cooties shot.”

This is what I did, only I set it up such that my family’s computers are backing up to my large external drive, and this drive is connected to the computer with the unlimited BB running and backing up. Just to get a little more benefit out of the cost.

That person would totally win in a thumb war. Don’t even try

I need this on a t-shirt.