Nothing wrong with strippers. Just don’t confuse good customer service with love.

TIL J.D. Vance is related to a couch

It sounds like we have to deport those coyotes back to where they came from.

Where is Ja?!

no one has a shotgun

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America

I hope no one gets Angela Chao’d.

Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they’ll give you six pack abs.

US: ER/ED (Emergency Room/Department)

UK: A&E (Accident & Emergency)

House: B&E (Breaking & Entering)

Wow, I didn’t know Lindsey Graham was a Dodge and Mopar fan. I’m more of Charger kind of guy myself, but to each their own.

Oh…

Oui Oui!

I’m inclined

So are the stairs

I’m in the hospital with a bowel blockage.

-catturd20

In her case, T&A don’t stand for talent and ability.

https://lemmy.world/post/24795268

Donnie, are you okay?

So, Donnie are you okay?

Are you okay, Donnie?

Wanks for the memories

1-800-ATE-FACE

Teeth

You mean luxury bones?

Oooh! He said ^damn oooh!