I think I still have this exact one on a usb drive somewhere

Look up supermarket syndrome. It’s a thing apparently

I use whatever the premium Shokz product was 4 years ago. They have a new model that’s supposed to have better sound quality. I think it’s the open run pro 2. That’s what I’d get if I were buying another pair

Bone conduction headphones

One of the Canadian canoe slalom athletes is sponsored by eggs

It is

A nice yoga mat. Not new for me but also get a bidet

Ha! I’ve had at least 4